Driving Humorists Gifts

Speed Checked By Radar.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'Beware of SUV.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

Ducks crossing.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

Parking? I don't think so.

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'I've been glamped!'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

Detour 50c.

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'