Driving Humor Gifts

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

World's cheapest car

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

All you'd expect in a British car!

Ducks crossing.

Speed Checked By Radar.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

Parking? I don't think so.

'I've been glamped!'

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Car rot. I thought you would like to know! Carrot. Do you want a punch in the knows?!

I take it back - He's not writing a text and driving, he's illustrating a text and driving.

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

Detour 50c.

'My car has been acting funny.'

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.