Driving Humor Gifts

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

World's cheapest car

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

All you'd expect in a British car!

Ducks crossing.

Speed Checked By Radar.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Parking? I don't think so.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

'I've been glamped!'

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

'To hell with high gas prices!'

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Detour 50c.

'My car has been acting funny.'

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

Need for oil?

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'