Driving Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"I can't wait till somebody forgets to dim his headlights!"

"Flashed again....Anyone would think I was on full beam!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Speed Checked By Radar.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

Humpty Dumpty's car.

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

This lane reserved for average persons only.

Econo Air-bag

Caution: Armed Student Driver

"Okay...when the light turns red, you stop. When the light turns green, you go."