Driving Humor Enthusiast Mugs

"I can't wait till somebody forgets to dim his headlights!"

"Flashed again....Anyone would think I was on full beam!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Speed Checked By Radar.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

I take it back - He's not writing a text and driving, he's illustrating a text and driving.

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

This lane reserved for average persons only.

Humpty Dumpty's car.

Caution: Armed Student Driver

Econo Air-bag