Driving Humor Lover Mugs

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

I break for toilet paper

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Ducks crossing.

Driving a Lemon.

Speed Checked By Radar.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

'I've been glamped!'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

Detour 50c.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'