Driving Humor Fanatic Gifts

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'And here's the toolkit.'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'Told you so.'

Ducks crossing.

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Speed Checked By Radar.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

Sat Nag

'I've been glamped!'

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'