Driving Humor Fanatic Pillows

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'And here's the toolkit.'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Told you so.'

Ducks crossing.

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Speed Checked By Radar.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

Sat Nag

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

'I've been glamped!'

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

Detour 50c.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

I take it back - He's not writing a text and driving, he's illustrating a text and driving.

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'