Humorist Driver Gifts

'To hell with high gas prices!'

Detour 50c.

'I've been glamped!'

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

"I need to tinkle."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

Volkswagen Scandal

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'Beware of SUV.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Speed Bumps.

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Ducks crossing.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Speed Checked By Radar.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.