Designated Driver Humorist Gifts

Searching for a clever gift for the designated driver in your life? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that acknowledge their vital role with a touch of wit and charm. Perfect for birthdays, thank-yous, or just because, these gifts ensure the designated driver feels appreciated and amused.

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"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you"

"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you" mockup

"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you"

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"I need to tinkle."

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'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.' mockup

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

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CLEAR!

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'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!' mockup

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

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Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style. mockup

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

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'Beware of SUV.'

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"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me." mockup

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

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Moses comes to Los Angeles.

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'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.' mockup

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

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If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages? mockup

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

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'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.' mockup

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

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Lucky car.

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Ducks crossing.

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Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives. mockup

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

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'Would you watch where you're going already.'

'Would you watch where you're going already.' mockup

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

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No Hand Signals

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Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'. mockup

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

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"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking." mockup

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

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Speed Checked By Radar.

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'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?' mockup

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

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"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..." mockup

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

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"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift." mockup

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

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"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP" mockup

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

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Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead. mockup

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

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Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era. mockup

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

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Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility. mockup

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

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Parking? I don't think so.

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Shouldn't you clean the windscreen? mockup

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

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'This model runs on antibiotics.' mockup

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

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'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer' mockup

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

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The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice. mockup

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

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'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.' mockup

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

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Designated Driver Humorist Gifts Collection

Designated Driver Humorist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs with hilarious designated driver slogans—an amusing way to show appreciation for their safe and responsible role.

Designated Driver Humorist Pillows

Add some fun to their space with our humorous designated driver pillows—supporting comfort and good spirits in one playful package.

Designated Driver Humorist Prints

Decorate with wit—our designated driver prints make a humorous statement and are a fantastic gift for anyone who keeps the fun responsibly on the road.

Designated Driver Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our funny designated driver t-shirts, perfect for making them smile while emphasizing their crucial role with style and humor.