Vehicle Humorist Gifts

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

Towing truck pulling car from top of car show room

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

Volkswagen Scandal

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

'Beware of SUV.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Speed Bumps.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Okay. Hit it."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'How was my emergency stop?'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'It doesn't work...'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"And hold the mayo."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.