Vehicular Satirist Gifts

"Okay, maybe I did run that red light a little. But in my defence, I was too drunk to notice."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

'Beware of SUV.'

Speed Bumps.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Retirement became the obvious decision.

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

The Privatization of the MTA.

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

It's just until I stop chasing cars.

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

Roadside Chicken Grill: Speed Limit 80

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Rail PLC - 'We're investing in bottlenecks.'

Out of Bumper Stickers.