Vehicular Satirist Pillows

"Okay, maybe I did run that red light a little. But in my defence, I was too drunk to notice."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

'Beware of SUV.'

Speed Bumps.

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

The Privatization of the MTA.

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Roadside Chicken Grill: Speed Limit 80

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

Out of Bumper Stickers.

Rail PLC - 'We're investing in bottlenecks.'