Cycling Satirist Gifts

Here you can see all the Tour de France cyclists unsuspected of taking steroids.

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

"Yeah. I'm good to talk. I'm hands-free."

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

La Tour 2007.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Clown Bike Rack

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Wheelies Gang.

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

"He's come out of retirement!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

Public Transport: Hell

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.