Cycling Satirist T-Shirts

Here you can see all the Tour de France cyclists unsuspected of taking steroids.

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

"Yeah. I'm good to talk. I'm hands-free."

Retirement became the obvious decision.

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

La Tour 2007.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Clown Bike Rack

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

"He's come out of retirement!"

Babe hits for the cycle.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Wheelies Gang.

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

Scandal is catching up to Lance Armstrong.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.