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Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Motorbike

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."

Is GOD Too Old? Paid For By Satan 2024

Old man riding a bicycle being teased

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Cycle Path on Desert Island

Babe hits for the cycle.

"He's come out of retirement!"

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

La Tour 2007.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Clown Bike Rack

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Retirement became the obvious decision.

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Drunken cyclist

Wheelies Gang.

"He's always chased people on bikes!"