Cycling Humorist Gifts

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Motorbike

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."

Is GOD Too Old? Paid For By Satan 2024

Old man riding a bicycle being teased

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Cycle Path on Desert Island

"He's come out of retirement!"

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

La Tour 2007.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Clown Bike Rack

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Drunken cyclist

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

Wheelies Gang.

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

Why politicians shouldn't be allowed to have children.