Cycling Comedian Gifts

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Drunken cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Business still difficult, Tom?

Bicycle sat nav.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

La Tour 2007.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Clown Bike Rack

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

Wheelies Gang.

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

"He's come out of retirement!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

Lincoln Lane