Cycling Comedian Gifts

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Drunken cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Business still difficult, Tom?

Bicycle sat nav.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

La Tour 2007.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Retirement became the obvious decision.

Clown Bike Rack

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Wheelies Gang.

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

"He's come out of retirement!"

Babe hits for the cycle.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.