Riding Comedian Gifts

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Bicycle sat nav.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

La Tour 2007.

Insomnia

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

And balance with practice.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Learner Riders

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Clown Bike Rack

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

Drunken cyclist

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Babe hits for the cycle.

"He's come out of retirement!"

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Wheelies Gang.