Riding Comedian Pillows

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Very drunk professional cyclist

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

La Tour 2007.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Insomnia

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

And balance with practice.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Learner Riders

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Drunken cyclist

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

Wheelies Gang.

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's come out of retirement!"

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump