Comedy Cyclist Gifts

Very drunk professional cyclist

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

La Tour 2007.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Insomnia

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Learner Riders

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Retirement became the obvious decision.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Drunken cyclist

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Wheelies Gang.

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Babe hits for the cycle.

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

"He's come out of retirement!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.