Cyclist Humor Lover Gifts

Bike Gang Thievery Method #125: Stealing a rack of bikes, rack and all.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Previously on..."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

"He's come out of retirement!"

Babe hits for the cycle.

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

Lincoln Lane

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.