Cyclist Humor Lover Pillows

Bike Gang Thievery Method #125: Stealing a rack of bikes, rack and all.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Previously on..."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Clown Bike Rack

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

"He's come out of retirement!"

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.

Lincoln Lane

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."