Comical Cyclist Pillows

Baldo's How to be Uncool: No. 61. Losing your bike helmet and having to borrow your sister's."

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

La Tour 2007.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Retirement became the obvious decision.

Drunken cyclist

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Wheelies Gang.

"He's come out of retirement!"

Babe hits for the cycle.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.

Bike Gang Thievery Method #125: Stealing a rack of bikes, rack and all.

Lincoln Lane

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

Scandal is catching up to Lance Armstrong.

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar