Comical Cyclist Gifts

Baldo's How to be Uncool: No. 61. Losing your bike helmet and having to borrow your sister's."

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

La Tour 2007.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

Wheelies Gang.

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's come out of retirement!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

Lincoln Lane

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

Why politicians shouldn't be allowed to have children.

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

Bike Gang Thievery Method #125: Stealing a rack of bikes, rack and all.