Bicycle Humorist Gifts

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Previously on..."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

La Tour 2007.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Wheelies Gang.

"He's come out of retirement!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar