Bike And Sidecar Humorist Gifts

Bicycle Sidecar.

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"Previously on..."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

La Tour 2007.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

Wheelies Gang.

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Babe hits for the cycle.

"He's come out of retirement!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.