Biking Humorist Gifts

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I told you it wasn't a good idea to go biking in long pans because they might get caught in the chain.'

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.

Bear tries to hide from the circus in a bicycle race.

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Cheesie Rider

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Previously on..."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

La Tour 2007.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Clown Bike Rack

Drunken cyclist

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

Wheelies Gang.

"He's come out of retirement!"

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

Babe hits for the cycle.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'