Biking Humor Lover Gifts

"Previously on..."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Tour de Pothole.

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

Babe hits for the cycle.

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

"He's come out of retirement!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

Lincoln Lane