Biking Humor Lover Mugs

"Previously on..."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Clown Bike Rack

Christian Motorcyclists Association

"He's come out of retirement!"

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

Lincoln Lane