Cycling Humor Lover Mugs

Here you can see all the Tour de France cyclists unsuspected of taking steroids.

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

Scandal is catching up to Lance Armstrong.

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Previously on..."

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Clown Bike Rack

Retirement became the obvious decision.

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

"What do you mean I'm not allowed to take the bus?!"

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

"He's come out of retirement!"

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

Babe hits for the cycle.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Lincoln Lane

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."