Biker Humor Mugs

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Cheesie Rider

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Previously on..."

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Clown Bike Rack

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Babe hits for the cycle.

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

"He's come out of retirement!"

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.