Biker Humor Mugs

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Cheesie Rider

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Previously on..."

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Christian Motorcyclists Association

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

"He's come out of retirement!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.