Biker Humorists Mugs

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Cheesie Rider

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Previously on..."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

La Tour 2007.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Clown Bike Rack

Drunken cyclist

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

"He's come out of retirement!"

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

Wheelies Gang.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."