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Endor Speeder Bike Academy

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Cheesie Rider

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"Previously on..."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

La Tour 2007.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Clown Bike Rack

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Drunken cyclist

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

"He's come out of retirement!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Wheelies Gang.

Babe hits for the cycle.

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.