Biker Humorist T-Shirts

Tattoos sagging with time

Biker: Born to Be Mild

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Biker Tyre Inc: Made 100% from recycled condoms.

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

His back is worse than his bike.

Kickstarter

'Since you installed the new loud pipes ... the airport was forced to move to a quieter location.'

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Cheesie Rider

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"Previously on..."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

La Tour 2007.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

Christian Motorcyclists Association

"He's come out of retirement!"

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"