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'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cheesie Rider

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"Previously on..."

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Clown Bike Rack

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Waco violence

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.