Bicycle Humorist T-Shirts

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Previously on..."

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

La Tour 2007.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Clown Bike Rack

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

Wheelies Gang.

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

Babe hits for the cycle.

"He's come out of retirement!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.