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'This is your rest area. It also happens to be where I invented the bicycle seat.'

Cycling with a harp case

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Previously on..."

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Tour de Pothole.

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

"He's come out of retirement!"

Babe hits for the cycle.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

Lincoln Lane

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."