Bicycle Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'This is your rest area. It also happens to be where I invented the bicycle seat.'

Cycling with a harp case

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Previously on..."

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

"He's come out of retirement!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.

Lincoln Lane