Cycling Humorists Gifts

"Technically, it's a breakthrough, but is there a demand for a riderless bike?"

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

La Tour 2007.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Clown Bike Rack

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Retirement became the obvious decision.

Drunken cyclist

Wheelies Gang.

"He's come out of retirement!"

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

Babe hits for the cycle.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.