Cyclist Humorist T-Shirts

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

La Tour 2007.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Retirement became the obvious decision.

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Clown Bike Rack

Drunken cyclist

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

Wheelies Gang.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's come out of retirement!"

Babe hits for the cycle.

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Scandal is catching up to Lance Armstrong.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.