Biker With Humor Mugs

'Yes, I do admire your motorcycle. However, your 'I love my mommy' t-shirt is a little weird.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Cheesie Rider

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Previously on..."

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Tour de Pothole.

Clown Bike Rack

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

Bike Gang Thievery Method #125: Stealing a rack of bikes, rack and all.

Exercise Bike

Kickstarter

'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'