Biker With Humor Pillows

'Yes, I do admire your motorcycle. However, your 'I love my mommy' t-shirt is a little weird.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Cheesie Rider

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Previously on..."

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Tour de Pothole.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Clown Bike Rack

Christian Motorcyclists Association

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Bike Gang Thievery Method #125: Stealing a rack of bikes, rack and all.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

Exercise Bike

Kickstarter

'I told you it wasn't a good idea to go biking in long pans because they might get caught in the chain.'