Bike And Sidecar Humorist Pillows

Bicycle Sidecar.

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Previously on..."

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

La Tour 2007.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Clown Bike Rack

Drunken cyclist

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Wheelies Gang.

"He's come out of retirement!"

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."