Biking Humorists Pillows

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Cheesie Rider

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Previously on..."

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

La Tour 2007.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Clown Bike Rack

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Retirement became the obvious decision.

Drunken cyclist

Wheelies Gang.

"He's come out of retirement!"

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

Babe hits for the cycle.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.