Biking Humorist Pillows

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.

Bear tries to hide from the circus in a bicycle race.

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Cheesie Rider

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Previously on..."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

La Tour 2007.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Clown Bike Rack

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Drunken cyclist

"He's come out of retirement!"

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

Wheelies Gang.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.