Biker With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'Due to the price of fuel, I decided to ride a smaller, more cost-effecient bike.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Previously on..."

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

"He's come out of retirement!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'