Bike Lover With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Cat and Dog Bike

Tattoos sagging with time

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

Baby in Bike Basket

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Green Bike

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Cyclist

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Previously on..."

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Sore Loser

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

Sustainable transport

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

Clown Bike Rack