Bicycle Enthusiast With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: bike rack

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

The star hunters

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

Bradley Wiggins

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Chris Froome

Baby in Bike Basket

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Superman Going On Vacation.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Green Bike

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'Man, I hate the Tour De France.'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Bike Wash