Bike Lover With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Cat and Dog Bike

Tattoos sagging with time

Chris Froome

Baby in Bike Basket

Bicycle Sidecar.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Green Bike

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Cyclist

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

"Previously on..."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Sore Loser

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

Sustainable transport

'Get away from me! I don't want ay more kids!'