Humorous Bike Fanatic Gifts

Tour de Pothole.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Man generating power for machine.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"Previously on..."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

F& E Bicycle Shop. New - Used - Repairs. No Peddlers Allowed. Maybe you should change that to "No Solicitors."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

"Security could be tighter."

Babe hits for the cycle.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Tour de France champ Gastone Nencini

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

"He's come out of retirement!"

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.